Multiple universes where I could be

infinite different versions of me

there is one where I'm mad, one where I'm dead

one where I'm happy to get out of bed

I like the one where the towers survive

where grunge is still dead but Kurt is alive

there must be one where I am a priest

that one should readily cease to exist

I bet there's one where I am a nun

and I bet that's where I have the most fun

and then there is one where I talk to god

but I scam people because I'm a fraud

I'd love to see one where I'm in jail

or one where I put pipe bombs in the mail

but the version of me who's filthy rich

is the one with whom I'd probably switch.